Oh, the dismality of February yet again. There is a reason why February only has 28 days (at least for three out of four years,) and that’s to put a lid on the number of people who die in February. If February were 30 or 31 days, half the damn population would die in February, and that would just be weird. We have to spread the death throughout the year better. Not that everyone should die from heat stroke in July, but jeez. I can understand losing the will to live when it is 90° and 100% humidity if there’s no air conditioning, perhaps a bit more than most, because I am not at all equipped for high temperatures. I can abide cold a far sight better than extreme heat.
But at least in July there is sunlight, and Ohio winters are notoriously dark and sunless. I can go all week without seeing sunlight save for maybe a ray or two on the weekend- unless there is a damned blizzard going on. And even if the damned blizzard is going on and it’s 4° below, Target still has nothing but bathing suits, tank tops, sandals and sleeveless dresses on display. If I need a parka, I will have to wait until July when they put them back out.
Here in central Ohio we have been enduring a rather harsher than normal winter. Oh, yippee skippy, because I just adore driving in ice and snow. I’m all about those below zero temperatures too. There is simply nothing like one’s ass freezing to the toilet seat unless I break down and turn on the space heater in the bathroom.
“Spring” will arrive someday. Probably sometime in May there will come a day when my back yard will transform from frozen tundra into Dog Shit Lake overnight. Oh, the smell of Spring in the air. Temperatures will go from -4° to 90° and 100% humidity within the span of about 12 hours. There is really no Spring in Ohio. There is just arctic cold and wind, followed by stygian heat, usually accompanied by torrential rain.
This is Brutus, the Catahoula^ (Catahoula Bed Hog Dog)
This was Clara^ (God rest her sweet soul) the Malinois
Note to self: the 80# Catahoula shits according to his size. For those unaccustomed to dogs, for an example, a 65# Malinois has the strength to overpower a 300# man. The 65# Malinois consumes, and disposes of about the same number of calories as a 300# man every day. Imagine that kind of waste load deposited in your back yard every day for six months from October until the May Thaw arrives.
In all fairness, since a Malinois is an ultra high energy, high metabolism dog, a 65# Malinois and an 80# Catahoula are pretty much identical in strength, energy consumed, and waste put down. My paradigms have been pretty much the same for awhile.
There’s going to be a lot of dog shit to deal with.