Never mind that: Chlorpromazine (the generic name for Thorazine) is not for use in psychotic conditions related to dementia. Chlorpromazine may cause heart failure, sudden death, or pneumonia in older adults with dementia-related conditions.
Apparently, barring the possibility that a lot of old people back then were on Thorazine to treat tetanus, this stuff must have killed off a few geezers back in 1960-whatever. Today we know better. We get them hooked on Oxycontin now.
Tetanus does not look like it would bring a “peaceful death.” Unless you’re a contortionist.
That reminds me, I probably should get a tetanus shot. The last one I had was when I fell on the coffee table back in 2003 and had to have a buttload of stitches to fix the gash in my knee. It left a pretty funky scar, and after the Lidocaine and stitches I couldn’t give a rat’s ass less about one more needle stick. That was before I ended up diabetic and had to give myself shots every day. That will put you off the fear of needles with the quickness, though I will grant that insulin shots are given subcutaneously (in the skin) and with a tiny, tiny short pen needle, so that’s no big deal anyway.
I’ve not encountered as many angry old people as I do angry young people. Perhaps their type-A personalities kill the angry/disgruntled/perfectionist type people off young, so that the odds of living to be both old and pissed off at the world aren’t so good. I’d like to think that age (and having more resources) can buy one a certain ability to forgo social interaction to a large degree, so the genuine piss ants out there quarantine themselves. I know of one evil old bitty that was exactly like that. She lived across the street from my parents when I was a little kid. The only reason I was aware of her existence (and her seething rage) was that she subscribed to the newspaper. Back then the kids that ran the paper route also had to collect the payments- usually once a month, but some people were so cheap you had to go collect every week.
The local paper was $1.35 a week. Some asswipes made us chase them down every week- for $1.35. Then again, today no parent in his/her right mind would let their kids go door to door to collect money for any reason, but those were more innocent times.
Thankfully Mrs. Crotchety paid by the month, but it was begrudgingly, and you had to listen to her tirade about how hard it was for her to wander the four feet from her chair to answer the door, how the paper is really crappy for how much you have to pay for it, and that whoever was delivering papers that day (either me or my sister- not the sadist, the almost normal one) had better be sure to put her paper in a plastic bag on the porch right next to the door because she wasn’t going to pay for a wet paper.
Mrs. Crotchety also had a bad habit of screaming out the door at neighborhood kids in the winter if they would dare to scoop up a handful of snow from her yard (even if obtained from the sidewalk) to throw a snowball. If you did that, you risked having Mrs. Crotchety screeching out the door at you: “Put back my snow! Right now or I’ll call the police!”
The only good part of her threats was that she must have had the police on speed dial, because I think they learned to ignore her. Then again, even in a real emergency, the police response time wasn’t so hot. Not too long after Mrs. Crotchety died, my best friend almost got killed by her psycho boyfriend. It took the cops 23 minutes to show up after I called 911. Had she not clobbered him with a hair spray can and knocked him through the shower door, he would have stabbed her to death. At least 80’s hair was good for something.
Anyway, old Mrs. Crotchety never had any visitors. Her husband had died years and years earlier, and her kids had gotten the hell out of Dodge even before that. The only time anyone came to her door was my sister or me, when we were collecting for the paper, and the unfortunate meter reader for the water company. By the time Mrs. Crotchety died- by then she had to have been 90 at the very least- though I would guess about 115- my sister and I had long since moved beyond delivering the paper, so we were thankful not to have to encounter her.
Let’s hope someone took the “open casket funeral” off the table for Mrs. Crotchety.
It was the poor meter reader who smelled something funky. It was about this time of year- high summer- when the health department finally investigated the house and discovered Mrs. Crotchety’s extremely decomposed corpse. The entire house had to be gutted, and the health department had to have a HazMat crew come in to fumigate the joint. Time of death? The coroner opined that she probably expired sometime that previous February. Since the furnace had stopped working, either she froze to death, or she died and then the furnace stopped (who knows?) so she didn’t really start to rot real good until April or May.
Nobody noticed mail piling up, because she had a slot in the door. I’m sure the only mail she got was bills and her SS checks. The only way anyone would have noticed mail piling up is if her entire living room would have filled up with mail. I’m somewhat surprised the mailman didn’t smell something weird, but he was an incorrigible lush (sometimes you would find him napping propped up against a tree, or sitting in his truck) and a pervert who liked to read other people’s magazines (namely mine, as I would get supposedly “new” magazines defiled with peanut butter fingerprints all over them.) I don’t think he noticed anything. Perhaps the combo of rotgut liquor and a guilty conscience over defacing my National Lampoons killed off his olfactory faculties, or maybe he smelled worse than a rotting dead body. I do know he was replaced eventually- when he got popped for DUI while driving the mail truck.
Mrs. Crotchety died before the days of the “I’ve Fallen and I Can’t Get Up” buttons. If she’d had one of those it would have saved the health department a lot of work. Maybe that’s where that technology came from, because health departments across the country were tired of having to peel dead old fossils off the carpet.
Oh, and back in the day: