I didn’t think the yellow rose would bloom this year- but it’s doing pretty well.
Oh, where do I begin? The past week and a half has been absolutely insane, especially with all the stuff going on with Dad. I have been trying to distract myself from the medical mayhem as much as I can- partially because I’ve already spent way too much time in medical facilities and hospitals due to my own laundry lists of ailments, and partially because it’s really difficult to see him incapacitated in that way. My sympathies to the people at the rehab center- especially if he gets pissed or starts feeling a little too frisky- but I am very thankful he’s doing well. Of course, because of Dad’s illness and surgery, I have been spending a lot more time up north, which is always a bit disquieting even when everyone is healthy and things are hunky-dory. Things move a lot slower in a small town, and that’s different enough, but there are more subtleties for the vigilant eye to observe . I don’t think I’ve seen white landscapers since the late ’80s.
I thought only Jerry after a six pack or more, (or Mexicans) could get these things to run.
Here’s a solid case against the sale of multi-colored duct tape, and a caution against painting green moustaches on lame mid 90s GM sedans. Acck. And this piece of work was sitting in the hospital parking lot.
Along with the slower pace of life, one encounters a few things in rural areas that aren’t nearly as common (or perhaps as easily overlooked.) I’ve seen some unholy pieces of attempts at do it yourself automotive body work, though to be fair, it’s more typically trucks that are customized in this fashion.
It’s really scary that there’s someone out there who thinks the “General Lee’s” color scheme looks cool on an old lawn mower.
It would, however, be cool to be able to jump over cop cars like that.
Worse than the vehicles “pimped” by denizens of the trailer park, are the denizens of the trailer park themselves. I had to have viewed at least as many bad tats just in the Wal Mart alone (though I admit I did not have the courage to get pics) as one would expect to see during Bike Week at Sturgis.
Uh, I know this is your sixth margarita, but your pants are falling off…
I used to be a binge drinker, so I really shouldn’t make fun of the shitfaced, ’cause I’ve been there myself. I really couldn’t help myself on this pic, though. I was able to take this one relatively safely because with my good friend, digital zoom, I could stay conveniently out of view. Suffice to say the take home lesson from this tragic pic (and I cropped it so nobody can see her face or guess who it is) that if you’re going to get shitfaced with your buds, please wear pants that are going to stay up. I’d even say wear suspenders if you think you can operate them seven or eight Kamikazes into it. One would think it would be rather breezy with one’s cheek hanging out of one’s pants, but alcohol can hamper one’s ability to keep one’s drawers up- and it can obscure the knowledge that one’s drawers are dangerously low to begin with. I get to see it all the time at home.
Now I know what to do with Jerry the next time he’s passed out. Get creative with a red Sharpie. Sure it’s not technically parenting, but I do have to manage a 55 year old toddler. I need to have a little more fun with it.
I’ve always been one to practice creative parenting. I discovered a long time ago that there are ways to keep your private things private. Boys find certain things to be inherently mysterious and disgusting at the same time. Nobody’s going to be looking for an extra $20 in the Summer’s Eve box, for example.
A box no man will willingly open. Even if he thinks there might be yuppie food stamps inside.
I found a creative way to hide perishables also. I am not a huge fan of chicken gizzards, although I can prepare them in such a fashion that they are somewhat edible. Though Jerry will look down at and refuse to eat dishes I might consider as delicacies, such as cocktail shrimp, Jerry and his buddy Bob adore gizzards whenever I can get them. While hiding things in the gizzard container is not effective at all in deterring Jerry from investigating the contents, Steve-o would always steer clear of this:
Even better if I fill those containers with cocktail shrimp.