I blew coffee out my nose this morning while perusing my coupon circulars!
This reminded me of Benny Hill’s “Therapist” skit. Yes, it is worth it to click on the link to the You Tube video. Especially if you appreciate Benny Hill’s sort of humor as much as I do.
Art may be anal (I know plenty of artistic types who are) but when the word “anal” is found anywhere near the words “breakfast sandwich,” that’s where my culinary curiosity ends.
I get that the creator of this hilariously named morning comestible was meaning to use the word “artisan” without realizing how funny the addition of “al” would make the word appear. I have to wonder why the grocery store’s advertising editor didn’t spy that and substitute a phrase free of such enjoyable double entendre, such as, “Artisan Inspired Breakfast Sandwich” or, “An Artisan’s Breakfast Sandwich.”
Then again most “artisans” are probably smoking a bowl, then scarfing down an organic granola bar and a 20 ounce diet Mountain Dew for breakfast. The artificial food coloring, various other impurities, and caffeine in the diet Mountain Dew are cancelled out by the organic wholesomeness of the granola bar. Or so some people like to think. Just like the two liter of diet Dr. Pepper cancels out the calories in the large stuffed crust supreme pizza you had for dinner. Right.
Large stuffed crust supreme pizza. That sounds good, but I will behave and enjoy my planned evening repast of grilled tilapia, steamed broccoli and penne pasta- with sugarless iced tea.
I would like to know why most parents assume that the state (i.e. government in any form) is responsible for the education of their offspring. The last time I checked, the bare minimum goals of parenting should consist of being sure that one’s offspring becomes potty-trained, literate and gainfully employed, preferably on or before the age of 21.
Perhaps my sentiments verge on violating child labor laws, but it’s no wonder Jimmy is uneducated, unemployed and staying up at all hours playing “World of Warcraft” and “Call of Duty” while still camping out in Mommy’s basement – at age 35. Apparently it’s verboten these days to give one’s freeloading spawn a rousing size 7 enema when he or she richly deserves it. (For those who are wondering what a size 7 enema is, it’s a polite way of referring to me putting my size 7 boot up someone’s ass.)
Kids should have to work. My Dad made me, and I turned out – ah, never mind.
I had many, many grievous failings as a mother. I’m not claiming to be the perfect parent, or even a moderately good one. If I would have been, I would have home-schooled and gotten access to whatever resources I could to make my son some sort of prodigy in something. The only problem with that is I had to (and still have to) work. I didn’t have the luxury of the time and resources to home-school, which is entirely a failure ON ME.
But in spite of him having to endure public school, (I really, really regret that, except for the last 2 years where he actually learned something- in vocational school) somehow my kid ended up being capable of critical thought, fiercely independent, able to support himself and his daughter, and to a degree, his tastes for high faluting German cars. He even ended up with a strong work ethic. Imagine that. Whether that was luck of the draw, or my insistence that he become as independent as possible as early as possible, I’m not sure. It could also be that he inherited my penchant for skepticism, (and a healthy dose of the cynical eye) because he questioned “the system” from day one.
Oh, yes it is. Daily. Right now, constantly.
Kids who are taught critical thinking skills (hint: NOT taught intentionally in public schools, at least not any more) are going to be harder to deal with. They will be disruptive. They will do weird things. They will piss you off. They will be impudent, disrespectful and just plain a thorn in the side. I wanted to disown my son between the ages of 13 and 16 for all his creative behavioral exploits, believe that. They will need swift and sometimes harsh correction. BUT- in the long run- children taught to think critically will mature into confident and capable adults, rather than overgrown, obese children, who become both endless money pits for their parental units to support, and mushy, whiny depositories for whatever drivel they’re spoon fed.
It’s a parent’s responsibility to see that their children not only get an education, but also that they get the critical thinking skills necessary to navigate the world for themselves. The government is NOT responsible for the education of your children, (and they are doing a predictably abysmal job of it,) and as each day passes I trust the public educational system even less than I did when my son was involved in it. Public education is no longer about equipping young people for life and imparting meaningful information and vital skills. Now it’s all about making sure the kiddies know that Heather’s two mommies are just lovely, that gay is OK, and that religious freedom is something everyone has a right to, except of course, Christians.
But a teacher- even a good one who isn’t a union thrall- can’t do squat if Mom and Dad don’t care.
2 thoughts on “Mollycoddled, They’re YOUR Kids, and a Culinary Milestone”
I’m enjoying part of an “Artisan’s Breakfast” as we speak. And I don’t drink Mountain Dew. Not ever.
I am a product of a public school education through high school, and then a private college. I think I received a pretty good education prior to college, and then a first-rate one. Right now my kids are in public school (my oldest are in Kindergarten), and I like their teachers, but we’ve got our eye on private school down the road–if we can afford it.
Public school was different back in the day. I can also say I got a reasonably good education in the public schools- but I graduated high school in 1986.
The PC dreck was worming its way in all through my son’s educational years (thankfully many of Steve-o’s teachers didn’t completely go along with it) but by the time my mother retired two years ago, things had gotten really bad, at least in the school system she worked for. There’s no discipline and the teachers are all worried about teaching to the tests instead of whether or not kids are actually learning anything.
So I would say move with caution and always remember that you are your children’s primary educator. If the schools leave out important things then it’s on the parents to make sure kids learn them. Steve-o got plenty of extra history lessons- as well as trips to libraries, museums and other “enrichment” experiences. He naturally gravitated to things electronic and mechanical, so I didn’t need to do much prodding there.
I do find it a bit funny though, that he probably learned the most in his last two years of high school- the years he spent both working and going to vocational school.
And Mountain Dew (even Diet) rots your teeth. It is well to stay away from it.