Who needs those excess phalanges?
Sometimes it’s fun to play Captain Obvious, but sometimes it bothers me that society is so dumbed down that we need warning labels on hot coffee, and detailed instructions on how not to put our hands in, on or near sharp things. If you are aware of what a chainsaw does to wood, it’s not much of a stretch to imagine what it might do to body parts, but if you need a visual, consider the following the instructional video for “chainsaws meet body parts:”
Though it was originally released in 1974, this was the granddaddy of all the 80’s slasher films I enjoyed so much.
Then again, with the word “massacre” in the title, you know it’s going to be good- if you dig slasher flicks, that is. I’m not as enamored of the horror genre as I used to be (though I admit I did enjoy the Saw movies) but I can still appreciate a slasher even though the plots are usually predictable and most of the special effects are computer generated. I’m more into funny movies, though I especially like dark humor. Shaun of the Dead and Weekend at Bernie’s- as well as Monty Python’s Meaning of Life and the Quest for the Holy Grail come to mind.
Two to a bed…I’d been the first to volunteer for the top bunk.
My grandfather served the last year of his service during WWII on the troop trains. I find it hard to imagine the things he saw- although there are pictures to be found of flatbed cars loaded down with tanks and jeeps as well as pictures of young soldiers boarding trains. I am sure that he realized that some of these guys would be coming back on the same trains- only they would be traveling in metal boxes in the freight cars instead of on the passenger seats and in the sleeping berths.
Efficient, but how would they be off-loaded?
Scratching for ten months? That would really suck.
If you weigh more than 500#, toileting would be an endeavor to begin with.
In fact, most land mammals that weigh 500# or more take care of their toileting either in the pasture, or in the barnyard.
ELYSIANHUNTER, ALWAYS INCITEFUL: 